totally un-funny 'motivational' quote that is currently on the sign outside the church near my house:

"Don't give up. Even Moses was a basketcase once."

uh, yeah...sure. not really making me feel any better. if i were moses, i'd be offended that they couldn't come up with a better pun. hell, i don't think that even qualifies as a pun. i'm not moses and i'm offended.