dumped, over the phone.
i know he wasn't "the one" so i'm not upset about that, i will find someone else. i'm mad because he didn't even have the respect and decency to dump me in person and pretended up until the end that everything was ok. i'll tell you all about the lame-ass, lying-boy bullshit reasons for ditching this beautiful catch of a canadian girl later when i'm less mad.
...and i never told y'all but the fucker was smoking drugs. good fucking riddance.
posted by ago-go @ 5:38 p.m.
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Good riddance I say too. Fuck Ashton, actually don't do that. I am certain you're a fine Canadian catch, yet I have no idea what the fuck you look like.
Dumped on the phone is so tacky and that should solidify that the guy wasn't right. And he was doing drugs to boot. Lovely. Well, go find yourself and then we can pick up the boy pursuit at another time. Keep it real Ago!
What a ball-less wonder to do that.
i'm so glad that boys are agreeing that it's spineless to dump a girl over the phone. i thought you were no longer allowed to pull that kind of shit once you were passed age 20...what the fuck is up with that?
Only the weak, gutless ones do that. His brain is probably addled from too many drugs. You're better off!
Interesting to see that the guys are also the first ones to comment on this subject!
It will hurt for a bit, but YOU'RE SO MUCH BETTER OFF WITHOUT HIM!!!!! Besides, phone-dumpings after knowing someone for over two weeks are so wrong...should be a punishable offense!
I am for cutting off his balls over this phone dumping bullshit of his.
I was dumped in an email once. Yep.
I'm so sorry, ago-go-girl. Stick with me; we'll hold each other up, kay?
jen, yeah, i thought dating for 2 and a half months was worthy of in-person conversation. phone dumping should just not be allowed.
email? email megan? you're fucking kidding me! that is the biggest crock of shit i've ever heard! please tell me that this happened when you were 19 years old or something.
and i am holding you up from across the border my dear, thanks for your offer to do the same!
Give me his phone number! I will crank call that motherfucker 'til the US deficit is reduced to 2 trillion.
Sorry, Ago -- you're too good for him. I was dumped on the phone three years ago and was THRILLED to get rid of the limpdick. Onward and upward, sweetheart. Well, for you -- not for me.
I am also up for the crank calling, even if it does cost a lot to call up there!! ;)
Egan- did you miss the days when go-go had her pic posted? She is very lovely - a Canadian catch indeed.
Damn him.
Fucking coward.
O- and there was the Paris Hilton bullshit. That alone was enough to make me wonder about this idiot.
*kisses*
We can do better.
hell ya we can do better! i hope he kills every last brain cell with all that pot smoking and loses his hair and nads from the steroids. a pox on you j-ashton!
yes indeed.
It seems like you are already moving on a bit. This is good. I am all for disliking the ex if it helps speed up the process.
Steph, I did see a pic of Ago that I thought was her and that's why I still comment to this day. However, I have no idea if that picture was legit. If it was, damn!
Yes, in an email. And no, it was more recent than that. Friends for years, "together" for two months. Told me I was overhwelming, and couldn't take a hint.
Keep in mind, he was a raging alcoholic, and I basically told him to stop? Um, sorry I'm so overwhelming.
What have we learned from this? DON'T DATE ADDICTS.
jesus christ! apparently strong women who don't want to put up with unhealthy bullshit are overwhelming. who knew? i, for one, am glad you are overwhelming.
i saw evidence of the drug stuff the very first day and somehow i managed to convince myself that he wasn't an addict and it wouldn't be a problem. hello...when you've been smoking pot regularly for 6 years, you're fucking addicted!
please, if i ever try to deny this fact again, i'm asking all of you to kick my virtual ass...or come visit me and kick my ass in person!
Eeeek!! A drug-smoker!! An asshole drug smoker at that! You can do sooo much better.
andish, eeek! is precisely right. he admitted his 'habit' to me after a couple of weeks and said he was going to smoke up his last bag of weed and then quit. likely story. hell, right now i don't care if he starts smoking 5 times a day and takes up crack!
Wait!
I was dumped via email by a 28 year old man as recently as 6 months ago! Best yet: we were on vacation together at the time! Yes! I went in to an Internet cafe to check my email, and there it was: my fuck-off-and-die letter.
He was also a juice monkey, for the record. The 'roid ragers, man - their brains no work so good.
erin, oh lovely. was that your long-term army guy who treated you like shit? (i've been reading your blog for a while but haven't felt free to comment...it's a silly secret why, i'll tell you sometime!) good fucking riddance to the asshole, but sucks that it had to happen on vacation.
mine was a wee bit body obsessed too (*understatement*) and was taking ephedrine and some other steroid concoction used to treat assmar. he kept talking about how he was going to start 'safely' using anabolic steroids (despite my librarian-ly, well-researched medical info suggesting that that was the fucking dumbest thing to do). i hope he does start using and gets every side-effect in the book, that said side-effects are permanent, and he never gets to have sex again because of shrunken nads! happy that would make me.
I can't belive it, some people break up over money, some people break up over personality differences, some people break over jealously. But he's dumping you over the phone?
Can confirm your description of 'a beautiful catch', hope everything works out and you get a decent guy holding his arms out this time.
"i've been reading your blog for a while but haven't felt free to comment...it's a silly secret why, i'll tell you sometime!"
I'll bet I know exactly why! I figgered it out.
I didn't! Gimme some gossip!
megan, i'm going to check in with erin and see if she's got it or not...then i'll let ya know!
coops, thanks for commenting and for the compliment! i know i deserve better and hopefully next time, that's what i'll get....my eyes will surely be open this time around.
i think the next time i date someone the first question i'm going to ask is if they have ever dumped someone over the phone...oh, and if they smoke drugs and do steroids...
I'm more of a potato-in-the-exhaust-pipe girl.
LOL @ Megan!
megan, i'd try the potato in the exhaust pipe but the motherfucker doesn't have a car.
Put the potato in his rear tailpipe then.
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