i worry too much (meaning, all is well with the boy...at least for now)
so i had a 7 hour date with ashton today and it was good. he didn't offend me and i wasn't tempted to push him off the balcony to his death and run into the street gnashing my teeth, tearing at my clothes, and crying to anyone who will listen that i suck and will never find love and be alone forever even once! that's a good sign, right? oh, except for that one moment before the movie started and he said something about paris-fucking-hilton but 'la-la-la in the kitchen on the floor', i pretended not to hear him.
i think kat was right and it was just a bad day. maybe he's the kind of person who can go weeks without annoying me at all and then 2 months worth of stupid shit comes out in one day, we'll see.
posted by ago-go @ 1:20 a.m.
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Awesome. Hey, does he take cell phone calls during movies? How loudly does he eat popcorn? Does he put butter on his popcorn? Does he like movies about gladiators? Has he seen a grown man naked? Does he talk during the movie?
Thanks for humoring me. I'm working on building an Ashton File right now. I'm an amateur shrink.
... and a professional nuisance.
e, feel free to build an Ashton file (i'm going fuck up one day and call him Ashton in real life...), i would like to know your conclusions.
1) he has a cell phone but never has it on unless he's expecting a call. it has never humiliated me in a movie.
2) he does not put butter on the popcorn (boo), however, he always pays for the popcorn (yay). he is a quiet popcorn eater but will not use napkins for his butter-less popcorn.
3) i don't know if he likes movies about gladiators. i don't think so.
4) he is a soccer player so i imagine he has seen a grown man naked. it's not something he brags about however.
5) he keeps talking during the movie to a bare minimum (and at an acceptably low level) and so far has not annoyed me.
Thanks Ago for the answers. I'm inputting this data into my Ashton File. I will let you know the results in a few days. I may have more questions for you. Oh the gladiator question, that's a line stolen from the movie Airplane.
whatever is necessary to have a complete file....oh, and like most women, i've never seen 'Airplane'.
I worry about your generation at times. Never seen "Airplane"??? Next you're going to say you've never seen "Porky's" or "Fast Times at Ridgemont High"! That just wouldn't be right....
...i've never seen Porky's or Fast Times at Ridgemont High.
That's just not right.
Well fuck, I have seen Beaches, Step Mom, Girl Interrupted, Pretty in Pink and every goddamn Lifetime movie ever made. I think it's time you represent Ago and pick up a betamax version of Airplane and watch. It's damn funny stuff.
No, kat. It provides a small ray of hope in the younger generation
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YOU NEVER SAW AIRPLANE???
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