this is me trying to distract myself and doing a very bad job....
if tobey mcguire were attractive
he would be...
jake gyllenhaal.
but because jake gyllenhaal already exists, tobey mcguire can't be him. therefore, tobey mcguire is not attractive. got it? good.
fucking hell you guys....i'm really trying here.
the end.
posted by ago-go @ 12:03 a.m.
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Got it - I think that Jake and I would have very pretty babies.
I'm going to have to get working on that.
yes, nothing but pretty babies could possibly result from a union with that man. please send him my way when you're done! i would just hope that they got his blue eyes and my dark curly hair.
those kids would be so damn pretty i could make me a fortune selling them on the black market! how much do you think i could get for one of jake's babies? hmmmmm....
Heyyy, I think Tobey is adorable in all his dorkiness. But, yes, Jake is cuter. I'd baby with either of them.
LOL at "I'd baby with either of them"
you can have tobey, there will be no fighting over him (at least from moi)!
speaking of people NOT to have babies with...omg andi, did you see the bachelor last night? i accidentally caught the beginning and saw chuckles playing the photos of the girls going, "you're a slut, you're a slut...". what the hell was that? you can't make up such comic genius.
Oh my fuckin' heavens! He's such a mental degenerate and that chick whose photo he was dancing around was his equal!! They would've made the perfect neanderthal couple! She called some of the other girls sluts at the last rose ceremony. Guess Sir Charles didn't like that. He put his tongue down some of their throats this week. I wasn't gonna watch, but it's like a car wreck. You have to rubberneck!
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