he had to go and be 25 though...

so i had my lovely group date with ashton last night. it was quite fun and i managed to not act like an unhappy wench the whole time which was good. i did surprisingly well at bowling (for me that is) and i beat the super-competitive odd fiance which was also good. guys who are too competitive piss me off.

after bowling we went for drinks and the 4 of us ended up talking about our top 10 most hated things. it was quite an interesting conversation, some hated things included were acrylic, the long-range weather forecast, and 'the tragically hip'.

here are my top 10 current hate-ons:

1. alcohol with milk...like baileys or bad blow job shooters with whipped cream. just gross, makes my stomach churn with the curdling action. would much rather have a prairie fire and burn my oesophagus.




2. people who don't wash their hands after going to the bathroom. again, just gross.




3. midget animals, particularly midget horses. a horse just should never be the size of a large dog. and have you seen those new seeing-eye horses? very helpful i'm sure, but creepy.




4. sheep dressed as humans dancing with long pointy fingers reaching out to grab me. i can't get that cover out of my head...




5. chinchillas. i am generally not of the 'we should kill animals to make fur coats' ilk but i think that's what should happen to all chinchillas; they are evil and should be made into coats for 50 cent to wear in his videos. i apologize to any chinchilla lovers out there, it's not like i'm going to come and kill your pet, but if it touches me, mama may just have a brand new fur stole and you won't have charlie chinchilla roaming around your house anymore. (ferrets are a close second).




6. men with belly rings, but you know all about that.




7. people who walk slowwwwwly. particularly couples who walk slowly while holding hands and wearing matching jackets.




8. javex. it wrecks your hands and your clothes. and if it gets in your eyes you could go blind! there's an aftershool special story about that one...one day i'll share.




9. visible thong. a little bit when you bend over is tolerable but there's no reason i should see 1 foot of thong when you climb up stairs or sit down at a table. and it's almost exclusively on girls that i have no interest in seeing their butt cracks.




10. that my new 'fixed' haircut appears to make me look like joan jett....curly-haired girls should never look like joan jett.

anyone else got any good hate-ons?

but yeah, it was nice and ashton was very fun said he'd call me today...so we'll see.