calm down chica! the grumpy day continues.

after my last post this morning i found out i got shafted for another job. my friend in edmonton got a call, i did not. i suck.

then i nearly tore open a huge box of fudgesicles and threw them around the room because i couldn't figure out where the damn box was supposed to open! apparently chocolate was the only thing that was going to make me feel better. it didn't really, the fudgesicle tasted like shit, like they had put soy filler crap in it instead of sugar. let down.

i get to school and some kid has left a half-finished butterscotch pudding, tipped over and spilling onto the computer desk in the library. if i had my way as library nazi, there would be no eating there at all but at the very least, don't leave pudding dripping around computers for fuck's sake! grrrrr......

then at work i'm cleaning up the picture books section and find the most disturbing cover of a children's book that i have seen in a very long time. look! aren't you scared? i know i am. there will be dancing sheep-based nightmares this weekend guaranteed.



and then i come home from work and i see the worst comb-over ever at the drugstore...like up in the front and then folded over or something. plus he has snakeskin cowboy boots. i nearly puked. am i wrong for wanting to douse water on the man and attack him with a comb and scissors? it can't be wrong when it feels so right.

damn it! i've got to snap out of this before bowling tonight. i think i need a nap.