questions and random garbage...
is it really bad to play my music in my car so loud that when i look in my rearview mirror everything looks distorted because the window is vibrating so much from all the bass?
whatever happened to grape-flavoured life savers? they are my favourite. why can i never find them other than in those christmas life savers gift boxes?
who invented pinwheel sandwiches? and who actually likes them? and why do i have to help plan a wedding shower with a girl who wants to serve pinwheel sandwiches to the guests? last i checked the bride to be was only 28, not 80. who the fuck wants a stupid jack & jill wedding shower anyway...grumble, grumble...
why does the word 'possibilities' always look way too long when i type it?
where is Coolio? why is he no longer rolling with the homies? i miss him.
why does oprah bother having guests on her show? because she never lets them talk. it's always, "that's a really interesting story convicted felon drunk driver tracey gold, it reminds me of this one time when i...."....and there it goes, back to her. that is when the guests aren't kissing her ass and she's not busy plugging her magazine and tv channel and empire at large.
some highlights of the last 2 days:
my modem died (actually, i think it was just unplugged) and i was without internet access for at least 18 hours! nearly killed me. that's why no comments from me last night and i'm catching up on my blog reading.
this is the slowest week ever, i've been thinking it's thursday everyday since monday. fucking end already!
britney spears is pregnant and i am severely grossed out. of all the people who should not be procreating, she and her filthy trailer trash husband are at the very top of the list.
i realized that if every workplace has to have a trampy dresser, i am it at my school. well, it might be a close match with the grade 8 teacher and her weird hooker boots, but i'm cuter. and this is especially hilarious considering that today i went to work looking like a stepford wife librarian: black circle skirt with white polka dots, white-t with puffy sleeves, and black cardigan, oh so not trashy.
i have an 'alone' date with ashton tomorrow. we're going to eat cake! wish me luck.
posted by ago-go @ 8:43 p.m.
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We have a trampy dresser at work. She probably mid 40's and likes to wear her skirts nice and short. Today was no different and it's just not a good thing. I am so tempted to say something, alas we have an HR department.
Coolio's fantastic voyage took him off to a place where he will never have to deal with east coast rappers. I guess that place willl be Eurpoe this summer. According to his website, he will be all over Europe during July and August.
The Oprah thing is so true. I love how the audience goes nuts for any guest, including Tracey Gold.
mmmmmm...... trampy dressers....
good mornin' sunshine :)
thank you egan for the coolio info and for making my vacation plans. i, for one, will be making a european pilgrimage to stalk coolio on his tour...i'm an excellent roadie and know how to tear down gear pretty darn good! plus, i've never been to poland.
and good morning sunshine to you too steph!
I have been to Poland so I can be your tour guide. I know the word sklep means store and voda pitna is drinking water. So... when do we leave?
Your ensemble sounds really cute, but often times trampiness hinges on footwear. Were you wearing black pumps or mary janes? Also, I don't think ballerina flats can ever be considered trampy (or attractive, but that's just me.)
I haven't a single snappy and/or smartassy comment to make. I know, I'm letting you down!!! Does that tell you what kind of day it's been??? Good luck on the date! Eat some cake for me!
egan -we're on! what's the word for "more wine please, i'm not drunk enough..." .i'm booking the tickets the minute i stop typing.
jen -i was actually wearing black sandals (yay, sandals for the first time in 2005!) and they were quite sensible. despite all of this demureness (is that a word?), i was still the tarty-est of the bunch.
and dear andi -there will be a big slice of chocolate mousse doused in cognac eaten just pour vous!
ago, I was without internet access from 7 p.m. on Tuesday to 10 a.m. on Wednizzday. I almost died, not knowing what the fuck to do with myself (other than read and masturbate).
Oprah is an egomaniacal cunt. Didn't we establish that after she wheeled her "fat weight" onto stage?
And just so you don't all think I'm a woman-hater, Donald Trump and any other mogul-kind are cunts, too.
Jen is so right. I'll wear a 50's-style a-line skirt and fitted almost-demure top with the sluttiest heels I can find. It always works.
But I'll never wear a slutty outfit with demure heels.
Read and masturbate ...uh huh. I guess it's watch sports and masturbate or is that blog and masturbate. Fuck, too hard (no pun intended) to remember.
I'm addicted to blogging and masturbating. Reading is on the back burner for now.
Reading porno blogs covers both right?
There are porno blogs?
is it really bad to play my music in my car so loud that when i look in my rearview mirror everything looks distorted because the window is vibrating so much from all the bass?
No, I do this, too. But it depends on what kinda music you're playing. Cool: reggae. Not cool: Bing Crosby.
whatever happened to grape-flavoured life savers? they are my favourite. why can i never find them other than in those christmas life savers gift boxes?
Grape was my favourite, too. I haven't had Life Savers in a long time, which is prolly why I'm sinking. I checked and grape is still around.
who invented pinwheel sandwiches? and who actually likes them? and why do i have to help plan a wedding shower with a girl who wants to serve pinwheel sandwiches to the guests? last i checked the bride to be was only 28, not 80. who the fuck wants a stupid jack & jill wedding shower anyway...grumble, grumble...
What are pinwheel sandwiches?
why does the word 'possibilities' always look way too long when i type it?
(At a loss for words here)
where is Coolio? why is he no longer rolling with the homies? i miss him.
Coolio died in a tragic harpooning accident off the shores of Alaska.
why does oprah bother having guests on her show? because she never lets them talk. it's always, "that's a really interesting story convicted felon drunk driver tracey gold, it reminds me of this one time when i...."....and there it goes, back to her. that is when the guests aren't kissing her ass and she's not busy plugging her magazine and tv channel and empire at large.
Megalomaniacal bitch. I wish she lived a riskier life like the Kennedys.
i was hoping to find some grape lifesavers in Fargo when i went but couldn't find them there either. i guess i'll have to wait until christmas and buy all the leftover lifesaver gift boxes (you will all be getting butter rum lifesavers in the mail btw...).
pinwheel sandwiches are those gross sandwiches that are served at old lady church teas and crap. they're all rolled up so they look kind of like pinwheels or lollipops or something.
here's a picture of the gross pinwheels.
http://www.marieskitchen.com/pinwheel.jpg
and...
no! coolio is on tour in europe and egan is going to help me stalk him, right egan? right?
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