sometimes i'm such a loser i crack myself up....
so saturday's flirting rampage made me realize that there are some nice guys out there (50 cent's evil Canadian twin excluded) and there actually are some boys i might consider hanging out with (to hell with a long-term relationship right now, i'd just like someone to hang out with).
so the prospects are:
1) M (age: 29 or 30 i think, gainfully employed)
Pros
-smart as hell
-tall
-employed
-crazy fucking funny
-did i mention that he's smart as hell?
Cons
-hello? he has a lovely girlfriend and is not available!
aside: i have obviously completely lost my mind and there is totally something wrong with me. i flirt with half a dozen guys and the one i keep thinking about is the one with the girlfriend. and he's not even the kind of guy i would normally find attractive but he's so goddamn smart it kills me. man, i am such a sucker for brains. and the silly thing is that i love his girlfriend, she's awesome! but if he had been single on Saturday there would have been no flirting with his university professor friend (who apparently has published 4 books and 40 articles...like i fucking care); it would have totally been the A & M show! but he's NOT AVAILABLE you stupid girl! this stupidity will die, i know it.
....anyway, back to the list
2) S (age: 23 years old, commerce graduate)
Pros
-i could manipulate him all to hell (and there's something perversely appealing about that)
-i have some strange fixation with him...not quite sure why
Cons
-23 years old
-i think he still lives at home (and since i live at home right now, that's not good)
-talks to goddamn much
-knows everything (because he is 23)
-i could manipulate him all to hell
3) PG (age: gotta be at least 30, university history professor)
Pros
-gainfully employed
-obviously interested in me
-intelligent
Cons
-lives in ontario
-i don't think i'm interested in him at all
4) J-Ashton (age: i have no idea how old he is, my guess would be 25 or 26, employed)
Pros
-cute
-goofy
-employed
-a boy who actually dances!
Cons
-maybe too young (i really don't think i can go lower than 25)
-don't know much about him, could be an ass
5) J (age: 31, self-employed)
Pros
-smart
-talented
-funny
-we get along really well
Cons
-just got out of a long term relationship
-history of bad taste in women
...and i know i'm talking as though i actually have a chance with any of these guys but goddamn-it, my abs are that good, i swear! .....seriously, i really have no idea if any of them are genuinely interested in me or not and once i disregard my intelligent taken guy obsession and the out of town guy i don't care about, there are only 3 real possibilities. the S thing is unlikely because i think i'd want to fucking kill him. that might be a 'flirt when we hang out' kinda thing just for my amusement. the J thing i don't think i should push, we should keep hanging around as friends and if it happens, it happens. so that leaves J-Ashton as the only real possibility. i really don't know him at all so i need to keep fishing for information. L, the birthday girl, email me back already dammit!
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posted by ago-go @ 6:44 p.m.
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So it would be inappropriate of me to suggest trying out all of them huh? :) If you aren't looking for long term then don't rule out the young ones - they can be sooooo much fun!
you're not out of line at all, although i think for my own sanity i'm going to have to limit myself to 1 or 2! and the young ones might be ok, as long as there's no talking involved...
i don't know that i really have that many options but i've realized that in order to get me some options, i've got to get off my lazy ass and be open to what's around!...and i'm not so sure about the pickins being better in canada, we've got our fair share of rednecks too, but feel free to come check us out!....and i don't think there's anything (looks, personality, whatever) that makes you immune to all the relationship bullshit.
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