if only...

i could find a decent job here so i wouldn't have to consider disrupting my life and moving away from all my family and friends again.

likelihood of this happening? i honestly don't know. i just know that i am approaching the 1 year anniversary of graduating with my apparently useless MLIS degree and have yet to find a decent full time job here. and as much as i love being a part-time library clerk in an elementary school making $1000/month...yeah, not cutting it anymore.


i could figure out who the actress/model is in that Baileys commercial. you know...the one where everyone at the party appears to be on quaaludes? the girl is lying on the couch and one of her stoned friends tries to pour the last drop of Baileys in her mouth while everyone giggles hysterically. i want her haircut dammit!

likelihood of this happening? possible. i saw her in a magazine today (yes, i was reading mom's boring-ass Chatelaine again) and emailed them to ask who she was. maybe they will be nice and tell me.


my friend would stop talking about her effing wedding and letting her fiancee pick out all the girly stuff! he isn't wearing my goddamn bridesmaid dress so why does he get to help select the material?

likelihood of this happening? very unlikely. she is quickly becoming a nitpicky nightmare bride and won't even let me bring a date to the wedding because i don't have a husband or serious long-term boyfriend anymore. fucking rude.

btw, at the lovely july wedding i'm going to look like the one in white. except in blue. and way hotter...and with considerably more ass.

(sorry for the photo quality but i'm still new at this picture posting stuff. check out the dress online for a clearer view)


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