apparently i'd rather have a bad hair day than a poke in the eye with a sharp stick.....

i just got hijacked by a telephone interviewer/market research guy...he sounded like he was in someone's basement or something. so i go along with his survey and he asks me questions about meat and grocery stores for 10 minutes. and then suddenly the guy asks if i'd ever had a bad hair day. i start laughing and say that these are weird questions. and he proceeds to ask questions about how often i have bad hair days and if i find it distressing and if have not gone to work/the grocery store/out to dinner with my family/out on a date/etc. because of bad hair. and i'm like, "are you stupid? of course not.". and then he asks if i'd rather have a bad hair day over a broken heel on my shoe/smudged mascara/a pimple/static cling/a headache/a colonoscopy/whatever. seriously, i'm not making this shit up. fucking hilarious.

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