john mayer: man of lies...

i hate john mayer. and he must be stopped. well, that one song about him running through the halls of his high school can stay but everything else is out! seriously, never before have someone’s simpering, mushy, overly-sensitive, and sentimental songs caused me to plummet into despair so quickly and make me feel that my life is totally inadequate and that i will live out the rest of my life as a pathetic lonely old maid. thanks so much for that john.

i especially despise that 'Your body is a wonderland' song. that song is so gross....it's like, more lies from john as he tries to score with yet another girl by appearing super sensitive, romantic, and thoughtful. because truly, you're the only girl i'll ever love. i swear. cross my heart! whatever, you're not fooling anyone john, certainly not me. like she's the only girl you're feeding this bullshit to. i mean that Nickelback 'I like your pants around your feet' song might be horribly stupid and crude but at least it's fucking honest! it's all about getting a piece of ass. just be a man and admit it!

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*note: this rant may be a bit out of date because i don't think he's quite as popular anymore. and no, i'm not bitter because i'm not in a relationship right now, i hated him even when i was. however, i still need to get this out because even if i don't have to hear his crap music of lies all the time, i still cringe when i do. and i probably will for the rest of my life.