make the axis fold!

what did i do on saturday night? unwrapped my Wonder Woman dvd box set (that had been sitting on my shelf since christmas) and watched disk 1.

i learned things.

these are the things i learned from the pilot and episode 1.

1. perfectly happy amazons will leave their grecian nightgown paradise simply because they want cock. this storyline was obviously created by a heterosexual man.




2. if i ever get married, i will wear a grecian nightgown. apparently because i want cock.




3. there is a direct phone line from the US war department to the nazis. go figure. i didn't think it was a good ideas to call the nazis from your work phone.




4. top secret order files are filed in the regular unlocked file cabinet under 't' for 'top secret'. however, it is surprising when they go missing.




5. steve trevor is somehow a member of both the airforce and the army and has a navy secretary. how does that work?




6. girls should not date any man who does not recognize you when you pull back your hair and wear large glasses. any man worth being with will notice that it is you and not suddenly think that you are ugly. dumbass boys.




7. hugh jackman should play steve trevor in the Wonderwoman movie don't cha think?