Wednesday, April 27, 2005

i am guilty of library profiling...

the scariest girl in grade 2, maybe even the scariest kid in grade 2, took out a book on fire.

normally i don't care what people read but i can imagine this kid going totally pyro. i think she's insane. is it really mean to think a 7 year old is nuts? because i really think she is. she is the kind of kid i can envision with a mug shot in the the local paper's 'Most Wanted' section after stealing a car or bottle-ing someone at a bar.

people in Manitoba, Saskatchewan, Ontario, North Dakota, and Minnesota, please heed this warning, make sure to keep batteries in your smoke detectors.

6 Comments:

Blogger Megan said...

!!! I'm in Minnesota.

But seriously, a book rec for you: The Ice Queen by Alice Hoffman.

4:49 p.m.  
Blogger ago-go said...

megan --thanks for the recommendation, i'll check it out.

and i'll be sure let you know if this kid ever leaves town!


polly --your psycho twins sound worse than pyro girl because they're all cute and perfect looking, that's dangerous...at least pyro girl dresses messy and looks kind of off so you've got some warning to run!

5:11 p.m.  
Blogger Cold Hands said...

athena?

9:20 a.m.  
Blogger egan said...

We should all know kids can be dangerous, think about those Olsen twins!

http://www.olsen-twins.org/

Who in the hell has time to put together a .org site for these spoiled brats?

11:19 a.m.  
Blogger Narrator said...

I was that kid once, and look how well I turned out.

Would you like some more tea, Polly Prissy Pants?

12:09 p.m.  
Blogger ago-go said...

non --you were so not that pyro kid! i can tell just by looking at your photo. you do not have crazy eyes! (or eye in this instance). this kid has the crazy eyes.

you might have been one of the adorable twins though, i'm sure you were a beautiful and innocent looking child.

4:55 p.m.  

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