my new career plan
since i cannot find a job i am going to make t-shirts with nonsensical slogans.
i will make a fortune. i will move out of my parents' house. i will be happy.
my first 3 shirts will be:
posted by ago-go @ 7:10 p.m.
13 Comments:
You're missing a real good one--
"Hostile Angel Climaxes"
I'd buy one!
well of course there's "hostile angel climaxes" and "the secretary i want to be"...those will be basics in the collection...
Just make me an Indecision Collision shirt....preferably with an exhausted nun on it, with a vibrator in her hand.
I love whimsical t-shirts. I will take all three I have seen thus far. "Rouge dites non"... peux-tu m'expliquer ce t-shirt svp?
Does this mean you are really moving out of your parents place?
Hey Ago--Can I get in on that gig with you? We can make a "Screwed Librarian" shirt. We can then both escape the parents!
I am back. I am only mostly dead.
our girls day almost included going and having tshirts made with Andi's "Boys are dumb, throw rocks at them" quote.
We still might do it.
Ago-go this sounds like a wonderful idea - I'll buy one from ya.
How about "Alzheimer's Candy" on the front of the shirt and "Touch Me Once & I Forget Twice" on the back?
Or how about:
Rick James is dead, bitch!
Or:
"What's new, pussy..." on the front and "?" on the back.
andi, an 'indecision collision' shirt is in the making...unfortunately my 'drawing' program is Paint and it's hard enough to put text on the dern shirts.
egan, no, this is just my delusional wishful thinking once again but i really do need to move out. my mom suggested the other day that i should marry someone just to get extended health insurance...she was only semi-kidding.
'Rouge dites non' is from this slogan i found on an old badge i had. i love it because it means nothing. say no to red? when you are red say no? fuck knows what it means...
jen, as you can see i've added a new t-shirt for you...what do you think? maybe we should move in together and be poorer away from the parents. i'll meet you at the border.
steph, go, make the shirts. you'll be glad you did.
noni, "Rick James is dead, bitch!" i'm still fucking laughing at that one...this imaginary business is going to take off faster than i thought!
Ago,
Wooo! I loves me some indecision collisions.
And Steph,
You've warmed the cockles of my heart with your comment about "Boys are stupid. Throw rocks at them."
I will distribute the t-shirts in the Seattle area. I am confident your shirts would make money with the various suggestions. Make sure to use fuzzy red lettering for all the tees.
I saw Rick James in that Eddie Murphy video just throbbing to the music behind that clear wall in the recording studio. I HOOOWWWWLED! If only I could get a hold of that video and digitally dress him in that t-shirt, Ago. LOL
I always liked that song. Even though Eddie was WAY out of his element....
yes kat darling, coffee shooting out of your nose is perfectly acceptable!
noni, was it the "i just like to party all the time, party all the time, party all the tiiiiii-me" video? that's classic shit!
right now i've got "Give it to me baby" by Rick James on my car cd...
"When I came home last night
You wouldn't make love to me
You went fast to sleep
You wouldn't even talk to me
You said I'm so crazy
For coming home intoxicated
I just want to love you
That is why I'm so elated"
rick is so damn romantic, makes me want to spoon!
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