the list (stolen lovingly from megan)
1. the creepy violinist who was into tantra
2. the actor who rode the Partridge family bus across the US, became a hard-core Scientologist, and claimed that Lupus could be cured by getting "clear". oh, and whose next girlfriend was on Popstars 2 -making the boy/girl band
3. the drug addict who owned a hearse and got his roommate to tattoo a huge pentagram on his forearm because he was sad cuz he thought i had broken up with him
4. the one who was in the Air Force but was afraid to fly
5. the elfin musician who was chronically late
6. the radio guy who managed to break my heart without us ever 'dating'
7. the illegal steroid user who dumped me over the phone and then got his
8. the one i really really really hope works out
posted by ago-go @ 12:45 p.m.
11 Comments:
I've found most violinists are a little creepy.
Referring to #8--have you been holding out on us, or is this for future reference?
Ooh--that was tricky! Too early for details?
steph, ah, the ex-boyfriends. looking forward to reading your saga. and i think you should have a after-birthday celebration to cheer getting rid of the asshole. good fucking riddance i say!
os, yes, violinists suck ass! and this one was a major fucker. actually, i almost considered omitting him from the list entirely because i still deny to people that we ever went out.
and i'm not holding out on you, i'm just trying not to jinx myself.
ex boyfriends stories are the best just the absolute best.
sounds like you've had some really good ones ;)
corinna, there haven't been too many but there sure have been some real winners! i think my taste has been improving gradually over the years...with only a few slips.
Boyfriends? Ha. Only three of the schmucks on my hefty list were boyfriends.
megan, i think only 3 or 4 of mine could qualify as real boyfriends. i am the queen of the 3 month relationship.
Mine usually last 4 months.
3-4 months!!! That's so long!
How do you handle it!
"megan, i think only 3 or 4 of mine could qualify as real boyfriends. i am the queen of the 3 month relationship."
If I make it three months, I can make it a year. I am the queen of the 3 hour relationship. As I said, 'sup slutty?
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