five question interview....sorry lucky pink....i am on fucking slow gear.
i asked lucky pink to interview me. it took forever for me to do but i finally did!
here are the instructions:
1. If you want to participate, leave a comment below saying "interview me."
2. I will respond by asking you five questions -- each person's will be different.
3. You will update your blog with the answers to the questions.
4. You will include this explanation and an offer to interview others in the same post.
5. When others comment asking to be interviewed, you will ask them five questions.
i will try to be prompt in selecting questions!
here's what amber asked me:
1. Your dream date. From start to finish, what is it?
i get picked up by the boy on a moped and we go for dinner & drinks. dinner takes 3 or 4 hours because the conversation is going so well. we eventually make it out of the bar/restaurant and head off to the top of a parkade to people watch and hug. maybe after we head to a beach to take a walk, a swim, and lie on the beach and watch the stars and kiss. at the end of the night some good 'ladies first' action in a king-sized bed would be good. and then at least 8 hours of sleep. and blueberry pancakes for breakfast.
2. You've been elected mayor of your city. What are you going to do?
1) get some fucking vision and ensure that young people stop leaving Winnipeg for places like Vancouver and Calgary.
2) build an overpass at Kenaston, it just needs to happen.
3) end the concrete/road construction conspiracy...i'm convinced that there is a type of concrete that can deal with extreme heat and cold and not fall apart every season.
4) prosecute sicko johns who frequent child prostitutes. bastards should burn in hell.
3. You've just discovered that you have to ability to make yourself invisible whenever you feel like it. What do you do with your new power?
spy spy spy like there's no tomorrow! i think i'd mostly spy on ex-boyfriends and see what they're doing. and on guys i think are cute. and on people who get my resume and don't call me for interviews. and if i had a boyfriend i'd sneak up him and do things like scare him or appear in his bed or something.
4. You've been hired on as a princess at Disneyland. Which princess are you and why?
I am Sleeping Beauty because she has the best dress and gets to make out with a prince. and she has those cute fairy godmothers. although, I'd actually rather be Melificent because she's waaaay cooler....but she's a queen, not a princess.
5. You've just signed a contract to turn your life into a reality show. What's the name of your show and what will it focus on?
my show will be called "am i not the cutest unemployed librarian you have ever seen?" and will focus on my adventures at school with my student boyfriends. and when i am in not in school it will focus on my job search and my bellydancing. there will be lots of closeups of me rolling my eyes.
posted by ago-go @ 10:30 p.m.
19 Comments:
I'm the first commenter, so I don't feel bad saying, "Interview me! Interview me hard!"
Great answers. I think your reality show would be a smash hit and would blow I Want to Be a Hilton all to hell.
Love it! =D
As much as I hate these things, and dread the possibilities--"do me! do me!"
I want to be interviewed! PPPLLLEEEAAASSSEEE!?
I know this is my first comment, but I've actually been reading for a little while now...great stuff
andi
1) if you were to go back to high school knowing what you know now, what would you do differently?
2) you are on American Idol (and presumably you can sing). what do you sing to win them over? oh, and what do you wear?
3) the world is going to end unless you sleep with one of the two ugliest men in the world (in my opinion): Kevin Federline or Snoop Dog. who do you have sex with and why?
4) how do you know when you're in love? and do you believe in love at first sight?
5) has anyone seen you wearing your librarian undies yet?
os,
1) if you could no longer be a musician or work in the 'industry' (i.e., a music store, a cd shop, the music booking/promo industry, etc.) what kind of work would you do?
2) you meet the perfect woman: smart, beautiful, all the good stuff, she even like golf! i mean 'the one' and you're in love. however, she's the same age as your youngest 'legal' niece. do you go for it?
3) the Fantastic Four recruits you and you get to pick your own superpower. what is your special talent, why did you pick it, and how will you use it?
4) you are forced to either lose all your body hair (including face! no beards) or have your head go totally bald. which horrible option do you choose?
5) what's your relationship deal-breaker?
jonathan welcome! it's always great to have new people dropping by.
here you go...
1) if you had to lose one of your senses forever (touch, taste, smell, sight, or hearing), which one would it be and why?
2) what past or present television character is most like you. it can be a guy or girl. explain why.
3) Ciara. hot? or just the poor man's Beyonce sprayed with Pam? discuss.
4) what is something nobody knows about you?
5) someone is writing a musical based on your life. what is the big show-stopping number called? it can be a real song or one you make up. and what kind of dancing is occurring?
Damn chica.. love the questions you asked of your subjects. My fave is the Ciarra one.
interview me like it's going out of style, I love 5 questions, everything should come in 5's, just like in high fidelity, John Cuisak forever.
fellow winnipegger petrow,
1) let's just say that Stephen Harper and the Conservative Party gain control of Canada. do you:
A) stay put
B) move to Norway, Sweden, or some other country without a Nazi prime minister
C) other
please explain your answer.
2) are you really in an insane asylum or does it just look like it? elaborate please.
3) if you had the capability to make your enemies ill (but not dead), which disease/affliction or disease/affliction combination would you use to torture them?
4) girls or guys....who's more complicated and why?
5) if you were forced to do Karaoke, what would be your song of choice and why?
Ooh! Interview me pretty please!!!
jen, i will post your questions as soon as wedding madness subsides...probabably tuesday.
Alright, someone with some punch to there investigative nature.
1.I would stay put,and try to keep fighting the system as I always have,running form your country is not something I believe in doing, i would make a personal effort to learn as much as i can and fight for what being canadian is all about and try to not let any more of our political heritage fade away.
2.It doesn't just look like it , it feels like it, being usehered bak to my desk all the time in the office i work in , ( telephone rep in call center), the pasty white walls, the radical outbursts of angry customers, the never changing 8 and half hour long days, "were all mad here" I tell you, mad.
3.chinese water torture and AIDS, being trapped under a drop of water only escaping if you can too greet an eventual death, that a mind job. It's all about time baby!
4.ummmm...being a male and all, well , monday to firday that is , just kidding, i would have to say men, were a bred to hide are emotions unless excited about golf or beer, so we like to go out , find women, sleep with them , hide are feelings , and continue on in this pattern until the cosmos line up. Women are always a ball of emotions, that's why men have such a hard time having patience and trying to understand them, we hide and they show, unless a guy wants to really show how he feels , this will always be a constent, I think I didn't incriminate myself....or did I ?
5. Ice Ice baby, it's a crowd pleaser due to it bringing back fond memories of the 90's rap seen we all like to say were not a part of, and also , you don't have to do a song well when it wasn't done well to begin with.
I hope I have done my job , off to do my own, come see my sight and I will interview the innterviewer.
Ago, me!
jen,
1) you have to power to look like anyone on earth (male or female). who do you choose to look like and why?
2) you are forced to live somewhere else other than the United States. where do you move?
3) you are an exotic dancer. what is your gimmick, look, and theme song?
4) everyone has a 'nightmare boyfriend/girlfriend'. describe yours.
5) you are privy to information indicating that the world is going to end in a week. you are the only one on earth who knows and can't do anything to stop it. what do you do for that week and do you tell anyone else? and why?
noni,
1) yippee, you're get a free elective medical procedure. what do you get fixed/changed and why?
2) the dance remix of yes' "owner of a lonely heart" being played on the radio every five minutes (i'm sure ontario is getting it too) -a--a good thing, an example of how new music bites and people are running out of ideas, or other? discuss.
3) let's say that you are lesbian...are you the butch or the femme in your relationship? or are you both butch or femme?
4) you get to be 18 again and get another crack at college/university/work. how would you do things this time around?
5) kissing or sex, you can only have one.
My nephew was once kissed by Snow White at DisneyWorld... She left a lipstick print on his cheek that he would not allow me to wipe off (nephew is five years old....)
As we walked through the park the rest of the day, I noticed the suspiciously high number of park employees (oh, I mean "cast members") who pointed to the kiss print and said, "Oh. I see you've met Snow White..."
How weird is it that you've kissed so many people, that you're ID'd by your lip print?
Interview me if you'd like.
welcome kell!
1) if you had to lose a limb (arm or leg) which one would it be? why? and how would your life change?
2) you have a chance to meet God and hang out for the day. what do you do and what do you talk about?
3) screw, date, marry. justin timberlake, brad pitt, jake gyllenhaal.
4) if you were to get married (i don't know you so let's assume that you're not for this question), would you:
1)keep your own name
2)take your partner's name
3)hyphenate your name
4)have both of you hyphenate your names
and why?
5) who is the hottest cartoon character ever?
Answers to questions:
1) if you had to lose a limb (arm or leg) which one would it be? why? and how would your life change?
Does an eye count as a limb? (I hope so cause I've already lost the eye in a bike accident when I was eleven... So far, so good. I'm coping just fine. BUT. If I were to choose, I'd have to give up my right arm - because I'm left handed, and feel I could still do my job fairly successfully... Although I will admit... I'd hate it either way.
2) you have a chance to meet God and hang out for the day. what do you do and what do you talk about?
Oh, God and I hang out anyway. I find that God never really answers my questions the way I think they should be answered, so I guess I'd leave the scheduling up to God.
3) screw, date, marry. justin timberlake, brad pitt, jake gyllenhaal.
I know this is a cop out - but none of these fine fine gentlemen are my type - so the answer is date, date, and date, followed by "Thank you for a lovely evening."
4) if you were to get married (i don't know you so let's assume that you're not for this question), would you:
1)keep your own name
2)take your partner's name
3)hyphenate your name
4)have both of you hyphenate your names
I'm not married - and I'd always assumed I'd change my name unless the guy's last name is "Green," for which I think I'd hyphenate, lest I be known as Kelly Green for the rest of my life... It's not easy being Green!
As to why - Ease, I guess. I feel like it's good to show a united front as a family. I have no real issue with others who change or hyphenate, btw. I leave all such matters to the individual.
5) who is the hottest cartoon character ever?
That would have to be Wolverine, followed by Superman, Mr. Incredible, and of course, Duck Dodgers.
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