i had a good night last night...
last night i went to an "Old School Hip-Hop Block Party" for our local jazz festival. it wasn't exclusively old school or hip hop but it was a beautiful night and a good time.
here is my summary list of the evening:
number of Molson 'Kick' beers consumed?
1 and 1/2 (i shared with a boy)
number of crazy people who approached us with 2 Molson 'Kick' beers in hand and proceeded to explain that it makes you really hyper-aware but the shit will fuck you up because beer is bad for you and caffeine is bad for you so the hangover is soooo fucked up....etc., etc....
1, we thought he was on meth
number of times i spilled 'Kick' on my hand/arm and licked it off
2
number of mini-donuts fed to me by my friend C because i refused to touch her food after using the hand-sanitizer (which i deemed insufficient) in the disgusting porta-potty?
3
number of hilarious chubby little kids breakdancing on stage
2, i think they were brother and sister and they fucking cracked me up! they will probably be on local tv today.
number of mosquito bites received on my left foot
9
number of mosquito bites received on my right foot
4
number of mosquitos who apparently crawled down my pants to bite me below the underwear line?
at least 2 that i've noticed so far
how much said mosquito bites itch
like a fucking fucking bitch
most interesting topics of convo during the evening (2 girls, 2 guys) -
1) the 'ladies first' rule (so many men do not understand that rule...)
2) spank banks
3) how to interpret the 'ladies first' rule if two women are together
posted by ago-go @ 5:14 p.m.
2 Comments:
Number of HNT pics of the underwear line skeeter bites?_____
Number of pics of the evening in general?________
os, no photos at all...i'm not really a camera carrying kinda girl. and i'd gladly you post a pic of the skeeter bite but, you know the answer to that...
kat, i think it was the caffeinated beer (do you guys get Kick down there?). maybe it was 'spank banks' to 'ladies first'. all i know is that we were talking about lame-ass men who go to see strippers and then file the stripper away in the 'spank bank' for later. i told the boys that the way to get in my 'spank bank' was to be able to cook....and 8 full hours of sleep would also do it!
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