Tuesday, December 20, 2005

tucker carlson, fuck off.

"Canada is a sweet country. It is like your retarded cousin you see at Thanksgiving and sort of pat him on the head. You know, he's nice, but you don't take him seriously. That's Canada."

so i guess most of you read that in the paper today. if you didn't, here's a link. yeah, a bit of a fuckwad, huh...

i think Tucker Carlson is like your crazy aunt Debbie's redneck alcoholic asshole 3rd husband. You see him at the holidays, he talks all sorts of bullshit and you just have another glass of wine, roll your eyes, and don't worry too much because soon enough they'll be divorced and he won't be around to irritate people anymore.

*note: actually, it was the 'retarded' comment that really irked me. seriously man, does no one think about what they say before they say it anymore?

8 Comments:

Blogger yournamehere said...

Tucker Carlson is a bowtie-wearing man-twat. Who cares what he thinks? If I said it, though, it would have been funny.

5:59 p.m.  
Blogger ago-go said...

todd, that's the whole point, no one in Canada gives a shit what he thinks either. it's just ridiculous that he says shit like that. 'man-twat', that's nice. classy.

9:50 p.m.  
Blogger egan said...

Yes, I am surprised this guy ever got a job. You should have seen the episode when Jon Stewart visited the CNN set and provided the man-twat with a verbal beatdown. It was awesome.

9:55 p.m.  
Blogger Andi said...

I have no idea who the hell he is. I hope he gets run over by a wayward herd of antelope.

11:29 p.m.  
Blogger The Funky Bee said...

ummm, that word alone is quite offensive. But more offensive is Tucker Carlson without even opening his mouth. He is a complete fuckwad! Did you see when John Stwart was on his show? It was very amusing. JS put him in his miserable place. No one cares what Tucker has to say.

10:15 a.m.  
Blogger egan said...

The Funky Bee, are you and I related? From now on we can call him Fucker Carlson because it's perfect for him or man-twat. Todd has all the good nicknames.

12:18 p.m.  
Blogger MzAriez said...

Its people with that very superiority complex that keep things like racism and sexism alive.

If he could only wake up one day and really get it. the world would be a better place.

12:39 p.m.  
Blogger Unknown said...

I think its living style of her. Every one have its own living style and everyone is free to live his life in its own style. Flirting body language

5:35 a.m.  

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