Friday, December 09, 2005

Option #2....kiboshed, these are for chicks with no hips, thighs, or ass



these are the pants erin suggested. i love them as well and apparently they're reversible so that would rock...2 in 1, how can you go wrong? I'm going tomorrow to check em out and hope they don't cost an arm and a lef.

the company that sells it has a 'manifesto'. it always worries me when people have 'manifestos', they have this cultish thing about them that creeps me out. anyway, this one was kind of cute, earthy, health conscious, and generally innocuous....until i got to this one:

"Just like you did not know what an orgasm was before you had one, nature does not let you know how great children are until you have them. Children are the orgasm of life."

so let me get this correct. if i don't have kids, i'm missing out on the 'orgasm of life'? to that i have to say, go fuck yourself mr. manifesto. i'll find my own orgasm of life that doesn't involve kids thank you very much.

*update to pant shopping: tried these on tonight, looked horrific. seriously horrific. i won't go into detail but it involved gaping and bunching and crotch issues. they are obviously not made for a girl with a curvy ass. plus they were $95. back to the drawing board and choice #1.

4 Comments:

Blogger Andi said...

I'm with Steph. These pants are way hotter..for some reason.

And I think that's a misprint: Kids are the orgasm-stopper of life.

4:41 p.m.  
Blogger aughra said...

Orgasm of life?


The sash thingy looks problematic. Good luck with the other pair.

7:41 p.m.  
Blogger ago-go said...

yes aughra, the orgasm of life apparently. you are a mom, please tell us, is this correct?

1:33 p.m.  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

reversible is good, i have a reversible pair for pilates, running lame shit like that...i enjoy them but just don't wear them without underwear.

but i do like the other pair better.

3:36 p.m.  

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