apparently i'm the queen of inappropriate public behaviour....who knew?
i was out this past weekend at a fabulous dance party on a boat; tons of people, 2 djs, that kind of fun thing. my friend and i were talking about skeezers and he tells me that he can tell what a girl is like in bed just by looking at her. so we're laughing and picking out girls and he's giving me his thoughts. then two of our friends (girl and a guy, a couple) come and sit down with us and we fairly quickly wrap up the skeezer talk.
so the next day my friend goes for coffee with the girl who was at our table and she says that she was bothered by our conversation. he's all confused because she was not part of the convo at all, she obviously just overheard a few bits and pieces but apparently she was offended by the sexual nature of the talking.
ok, so what the fuck is with people who listen in on a private conversation, get offended by the topic, and then approach you and ask you to not talk like that around them? hello? i'm sorry, but if you are eavesdropping, you have no fucking right to complain about what you are hearing. stop fucking listening! i mean, come on...we were at a party with adults, not some 5 year old's birthday party.
.....grrrr....fucking irks me. i want to tell her the fuck off! some people's children.
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i love it , i totally agree with you , your born with a paior of legs, if your not down with the topic of convo , then use them to walk in the other fucking firection, no one is making you stand , sit and listen.
fucking whiners hey
I thought I was the Queen of Inappropriate Public Behavior! That said, she shouldn't have been eavesdropping! That's RUDE! And if she didn't like what you were talking about, she should have WALKED AWAY or stopped listening! Tell her to fuck off!
totally agree, if i am talking about something like than i just talk louder if i happen to notice jerks listening.
i have no shame if people are pissing me off.
I hoped.
petrow, yeah, i really don't get it...and it's weirder if you've ever met me in person because i am soooo not abrasive or embarassingly out there. whatever.
lucky pink, i'm thinking of getting a t-shirt that says "queen of inappropriate public behaviour"...you can have the american version without the 'u'.
corinna, if i had known it was bothering them at the time, i would have spoken louder.
nerdboy, precisely! i would never, ever tell someone to change their topic of conversation....i hope she feels like a big idiot prude.
steph, i'm sure you did but what's this "i knew"?
os, argh!!! you silly bloggers.
So.. What did you and friend A postulate that prudish friend B would be like in bed?
Perhaps friend B was mortified that you knew she alternates between meowing and sucking her own thumb?
Tell her you'll put two in the pink and one in the stink the next time she eavesdrops. That'll shut her up and offend her for life.
katarina, ball-jiggling...hee hee hee...
ian, it was more like postulating what she wouldn't do in bed! which would be everything!
andi, my god woman...you almost made choke!
LOL, a friend of mine introduced me to that eloquent piece of verbal dynamite the other day, and I had to pass it on. After I scraped my jaw off the floor.
If she didn't like, she should have gotten up and left. I feel that way about people that get offended by what people put on their blogs. You don't like it, don't read it. It's nobody's business what I post except mine.
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