Monday, July 25, 2005

this, my friends, is a perfect example of bad Can-con...

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for all of you who do not recognize this man, this is shawn desman. he is Canada's cheap, lame-ass version of Usher except he's way worse and even more annoying than whiny whoa-oa-oa U-boy (who, by the way, has been pleasantly absent from my summer!). betcha didn't think that was possible, did ya?

anywho, my gripe of the moment is what the fuck has shawn done to his hair? really, who though this was a good idea? i fucking hate him and his crappy music and his bullimic girl videos and it really pisses me off that he (badly) ripped off Yaz. yeah shawn, you're so fucking 'street' with your hair, tracksuit, and bad lick-and-stick tattoos. please go back to your house in brampton or whatever...

21 Comments:

Blogger Osbasso said...

Ditto--making note to self--don't get on Go-go's bad side!

10:32 a.m.  
Blogger Princess Pessimism said...

yeah a mohawk that looks like a blind man did it, really stylish, if your trying to make a new waves in the thel and of curetn fashion , go with something that looks good , thast the first step to being in the public eye, or so you would think.

1:37 p.m.  
Blogger R said...

Petrow, you dork...you had the same damn haircut like a month ago.

Oh, and it looked like shit on you too dude. ;P

2:00 p.m.  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i wish he wasn't famous. he makes canada look bad. no one but him has hair like that here. fucking loser. i hate him.

5:14 p.m.  
Blogger yournamehere said...

I have no idea who this man is, but I'm strangely filled with intense anger just at the sight of him.

6:05 p.m.  
Blogger ago-go said...

steph & os, did i really seem that mad? i mean, i hate him but there is no sleep lost over this hideous creature....have my US friends even heard Shawn's lovely music?

polly, i understand the Usher pain. there was one point this past winter where i made the decision to stop listening to the radio because i heard "My Boo" 3 times a day.

corinna, ex-fucking-actly! it's as though he's trying to set some trend and make it seem like he's an example for Canadians. thanks for hating him with me.

todd, he's a fucking talentless knob. please express the rage if he ever comes to vegas!

6:25 p.m.  
Blogger Narrator said...

I saw this asshole "performing" in Nathan Philip Square one New Year Eve. He sucks, literally.

6:26 p.m.  
Blogger Megan said...

Pfff! I've never heard of him until two Canuck bloggers wrote about him (see erin's).

7:02 p.m.  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i bet there are others we could hate together...in time...

9:01 p.m.  
Blogger Andi said...

Awww...his poor barber had vertigo.

10:11 p.m.  
Blogger egan said...

Does this no good fool Shawn Desman replace Snow as Canada's least favorite useless piece of trash?

12:59 a.m.  
Blogger egan said...

I lick your boom boom down.

12:59 a.m.  
Blogger ago-go said...

megan, count yourself among the fortunate.

kat, i don't know anyone who actually likes it but he keeps putting out albums and videos and torturing poor people like noni at new year's. i feel bad for you non!

egan, sort of. Shawn's lyrics of choice include the super deep,

"come on in and throw it up,
mr. DJ come on and turn it up
this is how we rock it in the t-dot
we rock it in the t-dot-O"

he just loooooooves saying t-dot. stupid fuck.

i think his newest 'hit' is something about how he's scared of redheaded women. just plain lame as expected.

at least Snow was somewhat amusing. shawn just makes me shake my head at Can-con gone wrong!

1:21 a.m.  
Blogger R said...

Taz has some crazy hair. I serve at a lounge in Winnipeg all the time. He is a super nice guy tho.

1:49 p.m.  
Blogger ago-go said...

r, you serve Taz?!? you coulda hooked me up and you didn't? shame shame on you. is he tall?

2:14 p.m.  
Blogger ago-go said...

kat, "t-dot" (and "t-dot-o")is lame slang for Toronto. and i think he means "throw it up" as in "get down and party". and no, you're not getting old. it's just very stupid.

the song is called "Get Ready", i dare you to download it and torture yourself. do it! do it!

7:09 p.m.  
Blogger R said...

Well, he still comes in...As for hooked you up before, I only recently found out he came in, and recently found your blog...so I'm sorry for the shat timing.

As for tall, he is shorter than me...Which isn't hard when you are 6 foot 7. But he isn't uber short.

Stop by and say hi, maybe he wil be there too...usually tues/thurs before between 4 and 7.
Smitty's Lounge Pembina @ Grant if you are interested.

3:46 a.m.  
Blogger Princess Pessimism said...

They don't call him STRECH for nothing , R's big guy with a big heart , aren't you R , yes he is , yes you RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.!!!!!!


I know him bye the way , i can say stuff like that and not look gay , hahahahahahahah.


did u get the job yet library girl?

10:22 a.m.  
Blogger ago-go said...

no word about the job. they said they'd call within 2 weeks either way and it is week #1 as of today. fingers crossed....and i may drop by Smitty's some time.

11:31 a.m.  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I despise him already, and I've only just learned of him.

11:55 a.m.  
Blogger R said...

Trouble is, you know me but it still sounds gay.

1:51 p.m.  

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