Monday, April 17, 2006

i'm carrying around 3 of these....



no, i'm not pregnant...but i might as well be.

at this time last year i weighed 25 pounds less than i do right now. that's about 3 medium to big babies. gross. and yes mom, i know i was way too skinny last year but still, 25 pounds? needless to say i feel like a fucking lump and need to ditch at least 2 of the three tots.

anyone want 16 pounds of flesh?

27 Comments:

Blogger Osbasso said...

You'll need to post a picture or two to decide if that's really necessary. If it is, do we get to pick what parts we want?

Hope you had a great Easter weekend!

3:20 p.m.  
Blogger ago-go said...

os, it's all on the waist, ass, and thighs. there will be no pictures. the very thought makes me shudder.

4:10 p.m.  
Blogger Cold Hands said...

well look who posted!?!?!?! yea, are you back????

5:43 p.m.  
Blogger yournamehere said...

An ago-go post? Is Haley's Comet making a return visit?

6:04 p.m.  
Blogger egan said...

Ago, those babies look nothing like me.

11:31 a.m.  
Blogger ago-go said...

cold & ynh, don't know if i'm back for good but hopefully a little more regularly.

egan, i know! you'd think at least my damn food babies would look like their daddy. on second thought, their daddy is a hamburger...

12:36 p.m.  
Blogger Andi said...

No flesh needed here. I'm looking to ditch some sextuplets myself. Gotta buy a gazelle.

8:54 a.m.  
Blogger Megan said...

I don't even want to think about what kind of physiologically impossible multiple birth would equal what I need to expel.

5:14 p.m.  
Blogger The Funky Bee said...

no, no, no! Don't need any extra flesh thank you. BUT, glad to hear from you. I bet you look hotter than ever right now!

11:03 p.m.  
Blogger GTX said...

The baby and the smile
The bees and the mother wild.

7:11 a.m.  
Blogger The Funky Bee said...

okay, you can come back now...

2:32 p.m.  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

agreeing with the beeeeeeee

1:09 p.m.  
Blogger katarina said...

Wow, I missed this one.

I have about 10 babies I need to drop.

You must be comfortable with the boyfriend. Everyone gains weight when they're comfortable.

6:24 a.m.  
Blogger Cherry! said...

OMG!! I so know what you mean! I was apparently 'too skinny' this time last year too, but I'd give at least half of my ass to get back to that!!

4:07 a.m.  
Blogger Narrator said...

Go-go, where are you?

9:43 p.m.  
Blogger Tom said...

If you need to loose weight it is easy, eat less and move more.

3:12 a.m.  
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8:48 p.m.  
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