this is what i do on the weekend....
went to a froofy gallery opening on friday night. a friend i worked with had some works in the show and a girl i attended high school with did too. this is my friend l's stuff. don't know if you can tell but those are giant naked women.
it was good except for the fucking old man comb-over security guard yelled at us for drinking in the wrong area, taking photos (sans flash of course), and using a cell phone.
for using a cell phone for fuck's sake!
we were separated from my friend and i was just trying to call her and find out where she was in the building so we could leave. now this was not a quiet sunday afternoon, this was a fucking loud party with artsy people who thought they were way cooler than they actually are with a maniac dj wearing a mask playing the shriekiest hipster techno music ever. people are probably deaf from the noise. so why is me talking quietly on a cell phone for 60 seconds disruptive? fuckers.
oh, and those hanging thingees? i punched those. so there mr. security guard man.
posted by ago-go @ 11:18 p.m.
13 Comments:
Looks like a fun weekend! I'm always down with art, but the security guard just sounds like a douche.
andi, he was one of those guys who has worked there FOR EVER, like since 1955 or something...all about enforcing the law, even if it's a special even.
so, what'd you think of the giant cooch?
katarina, they are stuffed dolls of some sort...like those dolls you cut out of fabric and stuff with batting as a kid. some were tina turner, some were frida khalo, etc.
Giant cooches are where it's at. Just ask Ray's mom on Everybody Loves Raymond. In fact, I almost did a series of paintings of giant cooches embellished with beads and feathers for a Vagina Monologues exhibit once. Maybe someday I'll get back round to it.
Rent-a-cops are almost always assholes. Fight the power.
I miss galleries that's the only culture i use to have.
steph baby, don't be frightened...in person they were more comical than scary. plus, i'd protect you!
andi, if you ever decide to do the giant vaginas, call me and i'll hook you up with my friend l. she's a pro (and also a lesbian).
todd, i agree...down with the man.
michele, why don't you go anymore?
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Hey saw you over at The Funky Bee, so I came over to check you out. Great gallery, it's in Canada? very nice, I like the work. Come over and visit www.lovesbible.com we'll chat
egan, you are such a liar!
tony, welcome. the gallery is in winnipeg, it gets some interesting stuff.
Do you have a clear picture of one of the nude drawings?
leilouta, that's as clear as they get. you need to view them from far back as they are huge.
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