girl fucking problems....
ladies, have you ever been tempted to dig out your girl parts and replace them with PVC piping?
....cuz i have. since thursday.
this weekend i seriously told J to crack out the scalpel from my Bio 100 dissecting kit and hop to it.
gentlemen, be glad you are men.
that is all i will say.
posted by ago-go @ 4:46 p.m.
15 Comments:
Oh, I'm very happy about that on a daily basis! Sorry to hear about the joys of womanhood. Didn't realize J was a doctor. Or a plumber. Whichever is apropos....
Happy. Every. Day.
Although there was that one day when I slipped while riding my bike standing up on the pedals, landed straddling the cross bar, hurt so much I let go of the handgrips and proceeded to catapult head first into the tar.
During this somewhat religious experience I wished I was a girl.
Ian--I've heard that even if you are a girl, that situation still hurts like a bugger. Now a basketball in the crotch unexpectedly is another matter....
oh you poor, poor thing! I think we've all felt like ripping the plumbing out. I hope you feel better soon. Martini's sometimes help ;O) or the less glamorous option...a heating pad
Oohhh yes, I know the feeling and I'll be screaming many of the same sentiments any time now. I have the most gawd-awful PMS munchies EVER. I just want a big bowl of chocolate.
Oh...you hit it dead on...any girl who has not felt this way is a liar!
unfortunately J is neither doctor nor plumber. but i didn't care. that's how bad it was.
and i can't have a martini to dull the pain because i'm now on meds which cause me to puke if i drink alcohol. oh, the injustice.
I will say it again, women have it much rougher than guys in almost every aspect of life. Nuff said. Oh, peace be with you.
With the exception of getting free drinks at bars, men have it easier than women. Thanks, ladies, for never for a minute letting us forget it.
Oh yes!!! Been there!! Men get all the breaks!
Kat,
Frosting is an excellent idea. Right now I'm sustaining myself on sugar free jello pudding and kool-whip.
It's all Eve's fault you know. If she hadn't taken a bite from that damn apple, you wouldn't be going through this crap. No periods,no plumbing problems none of that crap. Bitch!
Hope you feel better soon.
I love love love being on the pill for just this reason.
I'm so sorry you're in pain. What is that thing?
tony, it's PVC piping.
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