i'm carrying around 3 of these....

no, i'm not pregnant...but i might as well be.

at this time last year i weighed 25 pounds less than i do right now. that's about 3 medium to big babies. gross. and yes mom, i know i was way too skinny last year but still, 25 pounds? needless to say i feel like a fucking lump and need to ditch at least 2 of the three tots.

anyone want 16 pounds of flesh?

miss you guys

hi everyone. just wanted to say hi and let you know that i'm still here. i can't believe i haven't blogged in almost 2 months. i just don't really have the energy for anything right now. thankfully, i have quit the job at the school and will now only be at one place...i'm really hoping that helps me regain my sense of balance. miss you all. hugs.

don't worry, i'm alive

i'm just busy with working 2 jobs...law firm in the morning, school in the afternoon, dance troupe drama, getting a new furnace for the house, stupid boring bullshit like that. no time for much else. i'm still reading your blogs though...you know who you are.

i'm sorry....

lately i've found that i'm overwhelmed with life and feel like i have no time to do anything which is stressing me out...so i've been trying to back away from the computer a little, which means way less time blogging. i'm sorry, i've missed everyone and feel shitty. so what's been going on with me?

• my source for 'The Bachelor' was bang on. Sarah B. is gone. that's all i've got folks. make your own predictions from here on in.




• got the job at the law firm, still part time at the school for now. not sure how i feel about it. unenthused really. but it's money. and benefits.




• still dancing, although it's been stressful lately with too much troupe drama. we'll see how long i last.




• i hate winter and have SAD pretty hardcore. i want to move somewhere warm but J is pretty much stuck here for the next 10 years.




• despite the fact that he can't relocate my boyfriend still rocks.




• i love my mom.




• everyone i know is having a damn baby and i keep having to pretend that they're cute. it's very annoying.




• did i mention that the weather is driving me nuts? fuck, and it hasn't even been a cold winter....

one year of blogging

....and i have nothing to say. what a swell way to celebrate my anniversary.

this is what i do on the weekend....

went to a froofy gallery opening on friday night. a friend i worked with had some works in the show and a girl i attended high school with did too. this is my friend l's stuff. don't know if you can tell but those are giant naked women.





it was good except for the fucking old man comb-over security guard yelled at us for drinking in the wrong area, taking photos (sans flash of course), and using a cell phone.

for using a cell phone for fuck's sake!

we were separated from my friend and i was just trying to call her and find out where she was in the building so we could leave. now this was not a quiet sunday afternoon, this was a fucking loud party with artsy people who thought they were way cooler than they actually are with a maniac dj wearing a mask playing the shriekiest hipster techno music ever. people are probably deaf from the noise. so why is me talking quietly on a cell phone for 60 seconds disruptive? fuckers.




oh, and those hanging thingees? i punched those. so there mr. security guard man.

more about sarah b...

oh, miss blondin, miss blondin, miss blondin....

i have confirmed that she does in fact have a boyfriend. she is also friends with the daughter of a woman i work with who confirms this rumour. the woman from work is not really sure why she went on the show.

and word is, she comes in 4th.